First off, wHo GiVeS a sHiT? Overpaid, oversexed, overexposed crybabies actors/actresses who nab an easy 20 milly for each film (that sucks) AND expect to be rewarded for it on a yearly basis. Hell, I can barely squeeze a 3% increase out of the cheap bastards I work for and I save lives for crap’s sake. I understand that we all need to receive some recognition for our work, but do they have to go to so much trouble and bullshit hype. “What is she wearing?” “What did he wear?” blah blah…who gives a shit? You wanna make me a fan of the movies again? Take a pay cut and lower the tickets prices. Wanna make the regular guy appreciate your work? Don’t make a movie that blows and keep that Keanu Reeves off the freakin’ screen. bOrEd WhItE fOlKs for whatever reason, love the Academy Awards. They love to see their favorite people ascend the steps of the stage to accept their golden naked statue guy and provide us with their insightful advice and tell us what cause or concern they are currently crusading. Thanks for the motivational speech…I think I will ram this remote directly into my temple and end it all now.

And no bitch…we really, really don’t like you.
We just wanted you to blow the Bandit.

Definitions of reenact on the Web:  enact or perform again;

Now what could possibly make these 16 people decide to put on these “period style” costumes, set up a camp and take a picture of themselves pretending like they were from the Civil War? Looks like 14 of them are adults, can’t blame the two kids in the picture for being BWF’s. I don’t think that the time period was filled with a whole lot of good times to make a whole bunch of people relive it. If they wanted to live like in the olden time, have some people shoot at them for real. I bet they wouldn’t want to recreate that shit. Maybe that is what these clowns need? A nice cannonball to the dome to wake them the fuck up and quit doing stupid shit like this. What they need to do is go recreate their life and take their kids to the park so that they don’t pass along the dumbass gene to their poor children.

See this guy here…I think he just realized how stupid he looks and can’t believe this douchebag behind him is actually loading a fake rifle to shoot fake bullets at fake Minutemen. Maybe they just didn’t get to play very much as kids. Maybe their parents were too busy working and making a living to play with these people. I know it is a drag to grow up, but there is a time when you got to put the toys away and do something that isn’t stupid.

Sigh, bOrEd WhItE fOlKs recreating history, one ugly person at a time. Makin’ us proud, fellow white folks.